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27.08.2007 11:01 - Интересни диалози между хората в LP и/или някой интервюиращ
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Q: yo mike and chester how do you guys warm up your vocals before shows?
A: we do interviews everyday!

"I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude?" - Brad
"yes he does (wink wink)" - Mike

Mike: I"m not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike:I don"t like porno. I like graphics...

Mike: The best thing I"d ever done is when my brother went to oversea and I came back home as a Christmas present.
Chester: In a box.
Mike: Yes, in a box.

MTV: Let"s talk about your success. You"ve sold over a million records...
Mike: We"ve sold a million records?
Chester: We did?
MTV: Have you?
Mike: Whoa!

Mike: We"re not like other bands you know. We actually visit our website and care about our internet fans. We visit as many fansites as possible.
Joe: Yes and I like to send threatening emails to people.
Phoenix: No you don"t.
Joe: Yes I do! Shh, it"s supposed to be a secret!
Chester: Oh man...I think I disconnected or something.
Interviewer: What type of machine are you using?
Chester: It"s called a computer."

Mike: We"re famous?
Chester: Are you sure?
Phoenix: Sub-famous!
Mike: That"s craptacular!

Chester: Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!
Mike: Yeah Chester likes to smell people"s shoes.
Chester: My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?

Mike: Chester, why do you have to wear all those spikes? You"re gonna poke someone"s eyes out. That"s all he does is pull that thing up because it"s always slipping down his wrist.
Chester: (starts punching Mike in the arm) It"s art! It"s f***ing art!

Mike: You need to get a little clamp for that bracelet, so you don"t have to pick it up every time you want to reach down! (Chester starts hitting him.) I"m not banging on you, bro, I just used to have the same problem!
Chester: It"s art, dude, OK?! I"m not into image, it"s fucking art!
Mike: Art? Whatever!

Interviewer: Who has the worst habits in the band?
Chester: I would say that I"m probably the most annoying. There"s a reason for it.
Mike: NO!
Brad: C"mon Chester!
Chester: I"m always touching them in their privates!
Brad: Yeah, Chester the molester!

Rob: Like, on the first single, um, it"s called (looks over at Chester)
Chester: Somewhere I Belong.
Rob: Yeah, I always forgot the name of our first single.
Chester: (blows a raspberry)
Brad: Rob, My name is Brad. That"s Chester. Right now we"re in a hotel in New York doing an interview about our new album Meteora.
Rob: Okay...Kay, thanks. Alright, I"m back. I"m good. Yeah.

Brad: Did you know that I hear voices?
Mike: He does and sometimes they speak to us too.

Brad: I"m getting a new tattoo, it"s going on Chester"s left arm
Joe: I"m getting flames on my wrists
Brad: I"m getting Joe"s on my flames
Mike: I"m getting water on my wrists
Brad: I"m getting wrists on my....I give up.

Interviewer: You recently went double platinum, you sold over two million records, what do you have to say?
Phoenix: I know my mom bought a couple of copies, but not two million.

Phoenix: Chester likes Anime porn.
Chester: Yes, and Chester likes other things too.
Phoenix: Why are you talking in third person?
Chester: Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room.

Joe: I like, uh, kinda borrowed a few bucks from you, uh, Rob.
Rob: A few bucks? That"s okay... how much did you take?
Joe: Oh, just about $250 dollars or so...
Rob: What!?
Joe: Hey, you said it was alright....
Rob: When are you gonna pay me back?!
Joe: Hehe, when I FEEL like it....

Joe: Knowledge is more important to the mind....quite the contrary... so therefore, we tend to think a lot.
Mike: What?
Brad: Show-off...

Chester: And here is our bedroom
Brad: yeah it"s our bedroom
Chester: No, it"s not our bedroom, it belongs to my wife and I

"I met Chester at the Brixton show in the UK "-Brad
"Chester signed my boob. "-Mike
"Me too!" -Joe
"I gave him a bracelet" -Brad

Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don"t.
Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nutts.

Q: What was the hardest part about making the album?
Mike: Sitting in the same room with Brad for two months. But then we got on tour and it just got worse.
Brad: I didn"t shower a lot then.
Mike: He showers less now.

JOE: Yes I do think Britney"s boobies are fake!
MIKE: Hehe boobies!
CHESTER: I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I"d be afraid that I"d get suffocated by them if they were too big.

Mike: I"m going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world.
Chester: Sounds like fun, can I join you?

Mike: (calls out from the other side of the room) Hey, Joe!!!
Joe: What?!
Mike: Go away!!!

PRP: If forced by a gunpoint by a militant mutant giraffes, would you do a tutu and sing Sea Shanty"s on live TV?
Mike: Sure. What color tutu? Would you sing with me?

Brad: Jones soda rules!
Mike: I like the green apple.
Joe: Hehe green froggie apple!
Chester: Crushed mellon is good!
Rob: Hehehe you said mellon!
Mike: Mellon...Mellons...Bozoooooms!

Joe-Mike got up and walked over there, looked at the TV, sat on the table and broke it
Mike-I put my (laughing) I put my fat ass on the table and I broke it! Oh my God I am so embarrassed
Joe-Now we are taking apart the table and hiding it in the hopes that the hotel doesn"t notice and make us pay for it

Q-Do you guys break stuff to releive tension? I heard alot of bands do that?
Joe- Mike likes to break glass tables
Mike-Joe likes to break wind

Joe-What the hell is it with you and Jiggly Puff"s?
Chester-What the hell is it with you and frogs?
Joe-Don"t disrespect the almighty froggie!
Chester-Oooooh I"m scared! Should I run?
Joe-Yes very, very fast.

Mike: You know those guards with the hats? The ones that don"t move. Can you touch them? Can you, like, stick your thumb up their butts and they wouldn"t move?
Brad: At that point wouldn"t they, like, destroy you?

Interveiwer:
With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?
Mike:
You have no idea! Brad"s pants are down around his ankles, "cause his pants are too big and his belt"s all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things it"s a joke! And the best thing is, he"s obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!
Chester:
No.
Mike:
I"ll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he"s going through the metal detector at the airport and he has this bag with those of those handles that pulls up, so there"s a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time and puts them in the same places and arranges them perfectly.
Chester:
I"m disgusting, because I do that with my baggage too. All my bags specifically fit in a certain way really well I can"t have disorganised bags! And when I go grocery shopping, I"m the same way; boxed items like detergents have to be separated from the food, and then all cans go together, all meats go together, and therefore it"s easier to unload when you get home.
Interveiwer:
But surely it"s only common sense to separate your detergents from your fresh food, so they don"t get tainted with a soapy taste?
Chester:
Yes, but you see people tossing whatever they grab first into the bag. Not with me. It has to be done a specific way every time.
Mike:
This is like the most involved answer about produce that I have ever heard in my life!

MIKE: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
CHESTER: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
MIKE: And it just didn"t work out....because my butt wasn"t big enough.
CHESTER: Yeah and I"ve got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
MIKE: Its from eating too many donuts.

Chester: How many of you are pissed right now?
Audience: (cheers)
Chester: Good. See in America that means you"re mad but, here it means you"re happy. Whoo!

Which of your songs do you consider the hardest to play?
Chaz: "The Song Remains the Same" by Led Zepplin.
Mike: our songs Chester
Chaz: Ohh...Sympathy by Beethoven.
Mike: Answer one question seriously at some point.
Chaz: Me?
Mike: Its not just you, we"re all doing it.
Chaz: OK I"ll be completely serious.
Mike: No, don"t be completely serious

MiuMiu: MIke, what do u prefer: N*SYNC or BackstreetBoys?
Mike: slow death



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